There She Blows, But Does She Suck?

What the "F" Governor Spitzer? You were supposed to clean this state up! I thought you'd done a good job so far, but you really screwed the pooch this week. Last month actually, and by her photos on the "Today" Show, she isn't a dog.

I say it's okay to look, but not touch. Hubby Eric once went to a "Scores" in Wisconsin for a bachelor party. The rest of the guys bought him a lap dance. He came home the next day with a ball cap, a t-shirt with a weird brownish red stain on the shoulder and a look of guilt on his mug. Turns out the dancer nibbled on his ear which awakened his trouser snake. Unforunately, she considered this a violation of the "no touch" rule and sicked the security on him. Eric and his boys (pun intended) were tossed out on their ears and we haven't spoken of the incident since.

But boy, do I have it over him. Any time Eric gets out of line, all I have to do is mention that weekend...